My last experience at a club was about two months ago. Before that, I hadn’t been to a club in three years. I quickly remembered why I avoided them.
Of course it only takes about 4.3 seconds for a girl to start dancing before some guy has their crotch pressed up against their behind, so luckily the girls I was with had a system for dealing with this situation. If a guy looked like he was going to come up to one of us, we would say something along the lines of, “watch out, behind you,” but in the common event of being side blinded by some guido grabbing you from behind, all we had to do was scratch our nose and someone would come save us. I find it unfair that as soon as a girl really starts to enjoy dancing to a song they have to stop dancing and stand completely still as to not get harassed. So in light of this situation, I have came up with a solution to this problem.
I realize that some girls don’t mind guys dancing up on them and in fact go to clubs for this very reason (probably to quell some psychological issue stemming from childhood), so for those of us that don’t want any inappropriate contact, clubs should give out a red button that those girls can wear on their shirts. This way, guys will know who to go up to and who will be a waste of time. That way we can all dance to “Sexy Back” without having to worry about some guys hands pressed dangerously close to their…well you know.
I understand that the button idea will never really happen, and I'm sure most people would say that the ass-to-crotch dance is just something that people have to accept about going to a club; that it's part of the environment and if I don't like to dance like that I shouldn't go. I'm not saying it shouldn't be allowed, just give me a choice.
I know that there are much more important events going on in the world than inappropriate dance moves, but I feel for the sake of my ass and the asses of girls everywhere, this needed to be said.
