Friday, May 01, 2009

Texts From Last Night

Perfect for those days when you're really bored at work. But proceed with caution, because you will laugh out loud.

(546): Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.

1 comment:

Slightly Domesticated said...

I checked this today, and let out a chuckle to:


(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

and!

(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all



thank you, thank you, thank you for introducing this to me.